Dear Destructive Squirrel(s),
I would greatly appreciate it if you would stop sabotaging my plants and making a mess. I'm not sure if you're looking for something or trying to bury something but, either way, you're slowly killing my poor pansies. They are still recovering from their run in with those nasty aphids so if you could let them be, that'd be lovely. Also, you nearly broke my new flower pot. If you had, this would be a very different sort of message.
Your neighbor and new owner of a fairly powerful Nerf gun